Leading a double life?

Kristi Wachter, I'm thinking this may be the case. Saying one thing, doing another, that kind of thing. Who's pulling the strings? Who's behind the curtain? Kristi, remember "Double Life" by Styx?

Words to live by

Kristi Wachter, I'll find some more Styx words to communicate with. I'm on the look-out for "lying, stealing, cheating" that kind of thing. Got any suggestions? Let me know what you find.

Your favorite band

Styx lyrics:

A criminal mind is all I
All I've ever known
Don't try to reform me
Cause I'm made of stone

My criminal mind is all I
All I've ever had
Ask one who's known me
If I'm really so bad . . .
I am

Need a chaparone?

Kristi Wachter, need one? Keep you on the straight and narrow. Keep you (ur, your hired hands) out of the trash? This can be arranged . . . just offering.

A few handy tips

New to the area, Kristi Wachter? Just visiting this planet? Well, we like the truth here and we don't like getting our information from garbage cans. We're just crazy that way, I guess.

That's craze-y

Psychiatric lockup -- it's okay because it has government oversight, Kristi Wachter?! Yep, that's positively certifiable, my dear.

Cryin' Kristi Wachter

For cryin' out loud. You who know what you're doing and it's no good. No good for you, no good for anybody. Sure, you could keep it up, but why would you?

Just checking

Kristi Wachter, how's it going in the I'm-going-to-tell-the-truth-today department? How's it going for you? Try, try again. Repeat after me . . . I'm going to tell the truth today . . .

Don't sell yourself

That's the motto of the day for Kristi Wachter and those around her. Don't sell out for lies, don't sell out for hatred, don't give in to bigotry. Ain't much money in selling one's soul to the devil, you know.

Talk is cheap

Kristi Wachter, there is no charge to huff and puff on the internet. Never mind it's all huff and not much puff. Form and substance? Nope. Truth and facts? Nada. Supportable claims? Well, you get the idea.

What you say?

Did someone say, indoor sport? Kristi Wachter plays loose with the truth. To continue the metaphor, there are lots of holes in her racket, if you know what I mean.

You're it

Yep, you're my girl, Kristi Wachter. Garbage loving, manipulating, teller of lies -- you're the best! At what you do, you're tops. It's not a great indoor sport, though.

Hell and gone

Anybody know where this expression came from? I'll have to look it up. Kristi Wacther. Hell, probably not. Gone, definitely. Really, really gone. Gone to get garbage, that is.

On someone else

Kristi Wachter, why wish your pain off on someone else? Think about it. I don't know who did, but they didn't cause it. You're in pain and you're still fighting back. Problem: you're hurting the wrong people.

No excuse

A sad and lonely young Kristi Wachter is no excuse for an adult promoting hate, intolerance and bigotry. The thing to do would be to rise above those youthful torments and not bow to them now.

It's not real

It was predictable, Kristi Wachter. A sad, lonely teenager, creating her own reality of a rock band world, turns into an adult who creates her own anti-religious, hate group reality. Common denominator = unreality. At least, that's the way I see it.

Styx groupie

Ur . . . fan. Kristi Wachter spent a lonely childhood as a Styx fan. Now, it's a lonely adulthood as a garbage fan. Sad -- predictable but sad.

Help wanted

Kristi Wachter, how's 'bout this: "Dumpster diving. No experience necessary. Will train. Must be adventurous and willing to take risks (okay, maybe not this one). Good pay. Flexible evening hours." What do you think? Craig's List perhaps?

Maybe it's a guy thing

I know I'm milking it for all it's worth, but Kristi Wachter and this garbage thing is just too good. Imagine paying a nice old homeless guy to dig through garbage, warn he might get beat up so, if he gets caught, lie about what he's doing -- and call this your information. Good work if you can get it.