Stop it

Kristi Wachter, what are you fighting for? Almost Memorial Day and all, but stop it! Stop fighting people who only mean well. Stop fighting yourself, too.

Are you awake in there?!

Kristi Wachter, here's an I'm-trying-to send-you-a-message message. A knock-knock-anybody-home message. You listenin'?

It's just that it's frustrating

Kristi Wachter, I know you know what you're doing. So, stop it. Put a halt to the lies, the deceit. And besides, supporting psychiatry is so old school, so unbecoming.

Occupation -- puppet?

Kristi Wachter, who are you? Sincere, caring, genuine? Or, not what you seem? Hey, what do you seem to be anyway?

Mockingbird

Oh, Kristi Wachter, you mock us. You mock the ones that you mislead. You mock the idea that people can decide for themselves. You sing the praises of freedom, but support those who are afraid of freedom. Oh, I'm philosophical tonight . . .

Come on, you can do it

Kristi Wachter. People get in hot water for telling lies, I've heard. Frowned upon. Discouraged. Made ridicule of. I jest, it's just not a good idea or a great indoor sport. Try telling the truth once in a while (to start, that is).

Ma'am, can you spare a truth?

Kristi Wachter, honesty is its own reward. Get some! You're the one who looks yourself in the mirror and wonders who you are. Stop being the puppet and get ahold of those strings that pull on you. You could even run your own show, but an honest show.

Would you know one?

• Ms. Kristi Wachter, "I'm not telling the truth so why listen to me." Give it up and admit it!

Yeah yeah yeah

Kristi Wachter. How's the truth going for you? Yeah, the truth. I mean real reality. Tell the truth and quit complaining about others doing what you are doing yourself.

Come on!

You can do it, Kristi Wachter. Tell the truth. Admit it, it'll feel good. Stop the lies and the facade. Fake, fake, fake. It doesn't even sound real.

Tried it on yet?

No, not the cone of silence, Kristi Wachter. The coat of truth. Try it on for size. It could fit. You can't handle the truth! Oh, that was a movie . . . I mean, you CAN handle the truth. You can.

You've gotta know how it feels

Kristi Wachter, you've been betrayed? Hated it? I'll bet. Don't do it to others, just because you've been hurt. Just say no, I'm not going to do what's been done to me. Got it? Good.

Just foolin' around?

Kristi Wachter, who do you think you're foolin'? Not cool to lie. Not cool to pretend you know what you're talking about. It only seems to "make sense" to someone who doesn't know enough to see through it. Pretty transparent, though, the lies that they are.

You look maaaaaaavalous

Kristi Wachter, did you try on your new coat of truth? The one that could fit so well, if you only would use it? The coat of lies should be discarded as the filthy rag it is.

Mirror, mirror

Kristi Wachter should tell the truth. But, she asks, how would this look on me? Perfect fit. It is very becoming to everyone, actually.